Son Vo
Comedy Sketch (3:00)
Sketch #1 Resort and Spa
SFX: Traditional
Hawaiian Bongo Music
CHUCK: Welcome to the Meeting
Grounds Spa. I am your receptionist, Chuck.
MAN 1: Hi Chuck. I’m
finally on vacation, and I figured this spa will do me good; I just need to
relax and rest up.
CHUCK: Well that is great
young man. Our reputation is at stake. However, there is only one rule at this
spa.
MAN 1: I got no beef
with you, what is it?
CHUCK: You simply must
be a carnivore, which means you only eat meat!
MAN 1: Those are some
unusual terms Chuck, but I certainly won’t bust your chops.
CHUCK: Excellent! We do
have a few things on our to-do list, come right this way!
SFX: Footsteps,
Relaxing music
CHUCK: This is where
you can receive your ma-sausages.
MAN 1: I’m sorry, did I
mishear you? Did you say massages, or ma-sausages?
CHUCK: Don’t be silly
sir, lay down right here.
MAN 1: Well alright, if
I could finally relax.
SFX: Sound of one
laying on a bed
MAN 1: Well this isn’t
so bad.
CHUCK: Indeed! This is
the ham radio, if there is something you want to hear, by all means. I’ll go
get your masseur, Wellington.
MAN 1: Excellent, I
hope he delivers something good.
SFX: Door being kicked
down
MAN 1: What in the
world is going on!
WELLINGTON: Pardon me
for butchering such a relaxing moment; my name is Wellington, your masseur. Close
your eyes now, and imagine beautiful grassland full of grazing cows.
MAN 1: What you’re
trying to instill in my mind isn’t going to help me.
WELLINGTON: Now, now,
sir, I’m only trying to help. Let me place these over your eyes, they’ll be
like cucumbers.
MAN 1: what exactly are
you putting over my eyes, wait a minute… are these ribs?
WELLINGTON: Rib eyes to
be exact.
MAN 1: You know what,
perhaps I shall check out what else is on the schedule, perhaps the Poultry
Slam, some nice poetry I would hope.
WELLINGTON: Very well
sir, let me guide you, it’s across the street.
MAN 1: It’s quite
alright Wellington, I’m no chicken, and I’ll get to the other side.
SFX: Cars passing by,
loud car horns
MAN 1: Forget this!
SFX: Slamming door open
MAN 1: Chuck! I want my
money back, please spare me the drama! I could have been I could have been
grounded or roasted. No more please; this place can’t meet my expectations.
CHUCK: I’m sorry to
hear that sir, how about a free plane ticket to a country of your choice. You
can choose between Chile, Turkey, Bolivia, or Mongolia.
MAN 1: For goodness
sakes, I’m just going to travel to the Thousand Islands!
I really liked the humor of this piece! I could really picture what was going on! Fantastic!
ReplyDeleteVery good, love food humor. Something popped in my head, I thought where you said "No more please; this place can’t meet my expectations." what if you said, "... this place can't 'feed' my expectations" lol
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